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True reasons why I have dumped a girl and decided that the thought of dying alone was better than the situation I was in
  1. 1.
    She named her hamster Stalin
  2. 2.
    She queffed while we were Having sex with such a tenacity that my dick was literally pushed back out
  3. 3.
    She drove a Buick LeSaber and was proud of it
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