I Don't Understand

  1. People who don't like malt
  2. How licorice is made and why it is so delicious
  3. What a "hashtag" even means
  4. When Halloween became about what the babies were dressing up as. They don't even know, guys.
  5. How to read all the books that should be in my head without a five year paid time pause.
  6. The balance between patience and pressure/productivity when you are trying to have a career in the arts
  7. When we all just decided Tinder was an OK thing. Don't swipe my face and I won't swipe yours.
  8. Guinea pigs.
  9. Why it is called "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" and not "What You Did Two Summers Ago is Still in my Brain (because that's how memories work)"