TACO DILEMMA

The best kind of dilemma
  1. I live in New Brunswick
    New Brunswick has a large Mexican community, and there are many terrific Mexican restaurants and taquerias in the area.
  2. I live in the college-y, "safe" part of New Brunswick
    It's not generally advisable to walk alone away from campus at night 🙃 I often do anyway, because I am a rebel and I really love good tacos.
  3. The other night, it was late, and I was out. I really needed guacamole.
    But I didn't want to walk too far off campus alone at the hour. My favorite taqueria just had a stabbing occur inside of it, so 🙃
  4. But wait! A new "Mexican" place on Easton ave! That I vowed never to patronize.
  5. Why did I make such a vow?
  6. It's called "Tacoria."
    Seriously. Fucking Tacoria. We get it. Tacos. Taqueria.
  7. And there are SO MANY GOOD MEXICAN PLACES RUN BY ACTUAL MEXICAN PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO SPELL TAQUERIA
  8. But the siren call was too strong
  9. I went in
  10. And fuck
  11. It was good
  12. I had nachos
  13. I think the tortillas were homemade
  14. I...I went back the next day
  15. I got this
  16. It was full of chorizo. And they made it all crispy.
  17. I don't know what to think any more.
  18. I still love you though, La Rosita. You're always number one in my heart.
  19. Fin.
  20. Update: I realize I haven't even tried their tacos yet.