Things I feel obligated to do 1 minute before going to bed

  1. Look at the rolling raccoon gif and wondering how on earth he can be so damn flexible.
  2. Text all my Whatsapp friends and ask them how on earth the rolling raccoon can be so damn flexible.
  3. Water my dying plants.
  4. Check my bank account balance.
  5. Look for valuable items to sell on eBay.
  6. Buy a raccoon pillow on Ebay.
  7. Make a panic attack because I have the feeling that something might be wrong with my heart. Or my bra. I don't know.
  8. Not being able to sleep anymore.