THINGS I'D 100% RATHER DO THEN GO TO SOME EVENT TONIGHT

I started a new position at my company this week and just cannot be bothered to leave my apartment.
  1. Watch Captain Philips
    I know everyone thinks this movie is awesome but I'm really only watching so I can say IM THE CAPTAIN NOW...And then change the channel.
  2. Eat a sweet potato
    Not only do they taste like heaven with some butter, but you get to stab them like a zillion times before putting them in the microwave.
  3. Strongly consider removing the lint from my dryer
    I'm supposed to do this right? I know its important but like ehhh
  4. Watch the music video to this classic:
    Who gave this 26 million views?? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw