Things my golden retriever does when she's mad at me

Just like a toddler. Negative attention is better than no attention. Sorry it's raining, sorry I had to work...
  1. Finch ate my Mother's Day cheesecake and strawberries. Sun. 5/8
  2. Finch stole a salmon filet (raw) from the (high up) counter. Mon. 5/9
  3. Finch ate her poop. Tues. 5/10
  4. Finch sat, no posed, on the parlor sofa. Where she is not permitted. And she knows it. Tues. 5/10