WHY MY TORTOISE SUGARLUMP RULES THE SCHOOL
My Russian tortoise Sugarlump is super cool and my best friend for the following reasons:
- •She is from the desert so she likes to bury her head in the sand like a dodo bird.
- •She sleeps 22 hours a day.
- •She is sometimes so lazy that she doesn't feel like taking the five steps to her food bowl.
- •She loves hiding in a cave for hours at a time.
- •Her eyelids blink up instead of down.
- •She sometimes stays in the same position for days at a time and you need to poke her leg to ensure she's still alive.
- •When she doesn't like the food I give her she poops on it.
- •She has a cute and funny pink tongue.
- •She is curmudgeonly and adorable at the same time.