1. I just did
  2. Hire a marketing professional
    Make sure they have Internet social skills i.e. they should at least know what the Internet is
  3. Write crazy and interesting stuff that people want to read
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  4. Continue begging...
    But follow the Li.st community guidelines. That aside, I think I'm gonna still be short of my 9billion followers dream @JustDee