PAST & PRESENT LOVES
Apparently I attract all kinds of kinds.
- •Crazy/ObsessiveI don't care how much you love me, stalking & throwing toddler fits doesn't make me love you back.
- •The CrierUh. Wait. I thought I was the girl in the relationship? No tears here. "Here's a tissue & your dignity. Can you hand me my keys?"
- •The Demand ManI don't get an option? You demand me to what? Oh let me show you how well that's gonna work. (Stepped out. Never stepped back in.)
- •The Emotionally UnavailableCan't commit to all in? This one is for you. All-American, hardworking, blue collar, best friend type. He kinda loves you, you sorta love him back but "it's just not the right time" and who wants to complicate a good thing?
- •The AssholeHe's all of the above, plus some. This is the one I married. Apparently I wanted to keep life dramatic and interesting.