RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME

  1. I'm married to a "rodeo stud".
    If you didn't know me personally, you would never know. We live together, parent together, share a bank account, have intimate moments... We live a typical married life, however I try not to talk about him. It's an "Upon Request Only" type thing.
  2. I'm a 30 something mom of 3 beautiful daughters.
    I'm sure to pay for every bit of my husband's youth as they say we get paid back multiplied by 3.
  3. I work in mental health.
    Which may explain more than I care to admit. #MentalHealthIsReal
  4. I'm a brunette.
    And I really don't care how much more fun blondes have.
  5. I am terrified of E.T.
    Laugh all you want. It's the truth & E.T. is the devil.
  6. I sing in the shower.
    If nothing is already on my mind, "Me & Bobby McGee" is my go-to shower song.
  7. Kevin Smith flick fan
    I have a rather embarrassing collection of Kevin Smith movies, that I'm surprisingly not embarrassed by at all.
  8. I'm allergic to Charmin and Latex
    A tragedy to my lady region.
  9. I was named after Jesse James
    1985: Ultrasound technology was clearly not as advanced as today. "It's a Boy" was the results... However a girl slid out. Still a Jess, just with a vagina.
  10. I was once a graphic designer.
    Designed for many well known Nashville musicians along with other local celebrities.
  11. Songwriter / Studio Background Vocalist
  12. When I was a senior in high school, I applied to work at Disney after graduation.
    However, what I wanted to do required college. I was put on a wait list which I am probably still on.
  13. I lived on a military base for a few summers.
    Fort Meade, Maryland.
  14. Addictions: Pepsi Products & Starbucks.
    I'm a hardcore addict. Some people do meth, I do Mountain Dew.
  15. ❤️: Dove Dark Chocolate & Sea Salt Caramel chocolates.
    The love is deep. The struggle is real.
  16. ❤️: 90's TV shows
    Boy Meets World, Full House, Daria... & everything in between.
  17. My best friend in the world is @andlamb
    She is the Max to my Caroline, the Thelma to my Louise, the Gibbler to my Deej, the Daria to my Jane... I'm certain you get my point.
  18. Nashville is my favorite place in the world.
    Partly because my BFFF is there, partly because it's amazing.
  19. My favorite word is Fuck.
    Guilty and trying to improve on it.
  20. My Siri is British.
    And since we are friends she's calls me Britney, bitch.
  21. To be continued...