THINGS MY 9 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER PLANS TO BE WHEN SHE GROWS UP

  1. A Veterinarian
    She watches a lot of Grey's Anatomy & is convinced she can be a doctor. However she prefers animals to people.
  2. An Actress
    Preferably a British one, as she enjoys doing accents. Can she be a fake British actress or is that frowned upon?
  3. A Rap Superstar
    She's about the pastiest of the pales but she can spit gangsta lyrics like she came straight outta Compton.