MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE

  1. Grilled Cheese Consumption
    Self-proclaimed Grilled Cheese connoisseur (alternatively, Master Quesommelier)
  2. Blind Jelly Belly Taste Identification
    60% accuracy
  3. Ukulele-based neighbor annoyance
  4. Unwarranted Film Discussion
  5. Grandiose, metaphor-laden, impractical speech