WAYS TO GREET SOMEONE YOU'VE JUST BEEN INTRODUCED TO, RANGING FROM LEAST TO MOST PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE

  1. Nice to meet you!
  2. Nice to meet you
  3. Nice to meet you?
  4. Nice to meet you...
  5. Good to know you
  6. Hey
  7. Oh, hey
  8. Oh, hey *indirect eye contact, followed by dismissive nod*
  9. Yeah
  10. Charmed, i'm sure
    Borderline straight-up aggression