1. Astronaut
    Mandatory aspiration for middle-class males
  2. Late-Night Talk Show Host
    Inspired by Dave and Craig. Someone incorrectly told me that being an extroverted child translated directly into the diverse skill set needed to host and maintain a nightly entertainment show.
  3. Advertising Firm Creative
    Creative dreams, funneled into a more realistic avenue by schooling.
  4. Marketing Strategist
    Crippling realism