WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY
- •AstronautMandatory aspiration for middle-class males
- •Late-Night Talk Show HostInspired by Dave and Craig. Someone incorrectly told me that being an extroverted child translated directly into the diverse skill set needed to host and maintain a nightly entertainment show.
- •Advertising Firm CreativeCreative dreams, funneled into a more realistic avenue by schooling.
- •Marketing StrategistCrippling realism