1. My dogs' nails need to be trimmed and I cannot wait another minute.
  2. I found an outfit, but I can't seem to find a hair tie to match it.
  3. My cell phone is only at 97%.
  4. My car is parked so far away and I'll overexert myself before I even get to the party.
  5. My elbows feel bloated.
  6. I need to catch up on about 7 Netflix shows.
    This one is true.
  7. I'm antisocial and my other personalities are asleep.
  8. I'm way too busy reading lists on li.st.
    Also true.