My thoughts on this day every year
- •Thanks for reminding me I don't have a dad, Father's Day.
- •Does Hallmark have cards thanking fathers for being absent and responsible for a shitload of daddy issues?
- •Nope, I don't need suggestions for crappy gifts for a man who doesn't know me.
- •Oh, he's still alive. He just decided I didn't need a dad after all.
- •His other kids can celebrate this day with him. Must be nice.
- •I can't wait for today to be over.
- •I have the best Mom ever.
- •Hey, ya know what? I turned out alright after all.