HOW I KNOW I'M OLD NOW
- •I don't "do" crossfitLifting heavy junk in a warehouse sounds like a job I don't have or want
- •I don't get the beard thingCongrats on growing facial hair like every 16 year old, but not knowing how to shave it like every 19 year old
- •I don't like craft beerStop treating beer like wine. Just shut up.
- •I call people.