THINGS MY WIFE BELIEVES TO BE TRUE

Love you, hon.
  1. If you watch a movie a second time, you will get zero enjoyment out of it.
  2. Putting your hand in the garbage disposal to fish something out, will definitely turn it on
    And leave your hand in a shredded bloody stump
  3. Human ears are not water proof or wind proof
    Mostly our sons ears.
  4. The Big knives in the set are just there for murderers
  5. The toilet is definitely running.
    You know the tank has to fill up, right babe?
  6. That dish needs more salt.
  7. It's freezing in here.