THINGS MY WIFE BELIEVES TO BE TRUE
Love you, hon.
- •If you watch a movie a second time, you will get zero enjoyment out of it.
- •Putting your hand in the garbage disposal to fish something out, will definitely turn it onAnd leave your hand in a shredded bloody stump
- •Human ears are not water proof or wind proofMostly our sons ears.
- •The Big knives in the set are just there for murderers
- •The toilet is definitely running.You know the tank has to fill up, right babe?
- •That dish needs more salt.
- •It's freezing in here.