THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO ME WHEN I TELL THEM WHERE I AM TRAVELING TO

"Be careful over there,
  1. It's not safe"
  2. You might get robbed"
  3. You might get kidnapped"
  4. It might be a dude"
  5. You might get scammed"
  6. The police are corrupt"
  7. You might get food poisoning"
  8. You might catch a disease"
  9. You might get all fucked up with your sleep schedule and shit"