THINGS YOU MAY (OR MAY NOT) FEEL DURING YOUR TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION SESH

This may sound weird y'all, but it's all first hand.
  1. Your brain breathing
  2. Your brain buzzing
  3. Your brain growing
  4. Your brain fizzing
    Like bubbles in a soda
  5. Pressure in the back of your head
  6. Pressure in the front of your head
  7. Pressure behind your eyes
  8. Your eyes rolling back a bit too far
  9. Your eyes growing
  10. Your face stretching.
  11. Your face twitching
  12. Your neck being pulled up
  13. Your head being pulled back
  14. Your body twitching
    But not.
  15. Your body buzzing
  16. Nothing at all.