THINGS I CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE A PRO AT

  1. developing awkward and inappropriate crushes
    too inappropriate. I wasn't voted class flirt my senior year of HS for no reason.
  2. spending money like I am not broke AF
    champagne taste.... seltzer salary
  3. eating
    as I type this I'm shoveling dry strawberry Cheerios into my mouth by the fistful after finishing two LARGE pieces of buffalo chicken pizza.
  4. NAPPING/sleeping
    I go down HARD on naps. I have always been a good sleeper. I slept thru the night in my first night home from the hospital as a baby and my mom flipped shit the next morning thinking I had died of SIDS for not waking up once.
  5. outfit planning/packing for travel
    I have this shit down to a science. LISTS. PHOTOS. APPS.