WITTY THINGS I'VE WANTED TO CHANGE MY SOCIAL MEDIA BIOS TO BUT NEVER DO

My permanent bios are: down to clown // hard pass OR feet on the ground, head in the sky. They both suit me so well that I can't bear to change them. But if I did...
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    Suffers from a deplorable excess of personality
    Just like Dr. Ian Malcolm.
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    Honk all you want ya twat πŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌ
    See photo. Also you could follow me on Twitter!
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    "Sweatshirts are fucking important." - Kanye West
    I mean bc 1. THEY ARE and 2. This is the only thing I've ever strongly agreed with Yeezus on sooO