CHARACTERS AT THE LAUNDRYMAT
Is it creepy that I'm fake texting but really eavesdropping on EVERYBODY?!
- •Woman without pantiesShe really really needed to do laundry today!
- •The crazy old ladyAlways lots of old ladies, some are sweet, some pound the washing machine depending ALL THE CATHOLICS ARE EVIL and on another topic (I think) THEYRE ALL SLUTS BUT THE BIGGEST SLUT GETS PAID
- •The fighting coupleGuy is into drugs, woman is into Jesus. Somehow I think they'll make it work--she brought him pie and ice cream last night, clearly condoning his highness
- •At least two dogsOne peed next to fighting couple but they didn't notice, the other is eating Cheetos
- •Cute guy but it's weird I saw you washing your underwear and vice versaSomeday we'll lie and tell people we met on social media