LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT Z
Here are some things you may not know about my awesome housemate Zara
- •She's obsessed with Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. I swear, if I hear Titus Andromedon sing "Pinot noir" one more time....
- •She has a stripper pole in her bedroom
- •...And a witchcraft alter
- •Justin Bieber is the only man (ahem BOY) to besmirch her soul
- •She's 2 parts water, one part Krafts mac'n'cheese
- •And she's secretly plotting to murder the noisy catholic kids next door. Who knew recess would last all fucking day??!