Inspired by @americson
  1. Neil deGrasse Tyson
    Uncle. He would be the coolest uncle in the cosmos.
  2. Penny Marshall
    Great Aunt. I would love to hear her go on a rant about anything. And take me to Lakers games.
  3. Dave Chappelle
    Cousin. Cracking jokes at every family event to keep you from dying inside.
  4. Oprah
    Godmother. Shower me with all the gifts!! 🙌🏼
  5. Paul Sorvino
    Godfather. Simply because he was in Goodfellas and nobody fucks with him. He's the silent protection. 😂