Things I Think I Hear Through the Ceiling
My upstairs neighbors have all the components of a healthy relationship! Here is what you would hear if you sat in my bedroom for an hour.
- •A stampedeI'm 💯% sure they own a wild animal. Possibilities include: rhino, hippo, wild boar, a rabid elk or Bigfoot.
- •"Stop it" "Die!!!" "I hate you!!"The number of times I've almost called the police...
- •Tap dancingOr possibly Irish dancing. They never play any music though.
- •Jumping competitionsJump rope possible. Or maybe a skip-bo® !
- •General stomping with 'tudeI've long wondered if it's a 4 year old, a teenage girl or a grown woman.
- •"Arrrrrgh" and other exasperated sighsI can't fathom how they haven't destroyed their vocal chords yet. Can't wait for that day.
- •Slamming 20 lb weights on the floorI'm certain these people are CUT, 2% body fat and body builders.
- •Whining and complainingWould you like some cheese with that?
- •Aggressive (& possibly clumsy) sexThe true meaning of "banging"
- •The entire cast of Stomp.Perhaps they hold auditions for a local off-Broadway production
- •Sumo Wrestling or Krav Maga