Things My Upstairs Neighbors Possibly Just Forcefully Threw on the Floor

Based solely on magnitude of sound when object hit their floor/my ceiling, which woke me from a deep and lovely sleep and was followed shortly by screaming.
  1. A javelin
  2. A haggis
  3. Shot put
  4. A TV set
  5. A 40 lb dumbbell
  6. Their dignity
  7. Tolstoy's entire published works
  8. Donald Trump's ego
  9. A shark aquarium
  10. A kitchen aid stand mixer
  11. A Civil War cannon