THINGS ONLY WHITE PEOPLE SAY TO ME

  1. "Do you get hotter than me in the sun?"
  2. "You can swim?"
  3. "Hey, do you rap?"
  4. "Hey, can I call you the N word?"
  5. *lights go off* "Where did Kadri go?!"
  6. "Hey, you look like (insert random black person age 14-85)."
  7. "Why are you putting on sunscreen?!"
  8. "Do you play bass?"
    I am (obviously) a very white girl, but I went to music school and witnessed this ALL the time. Apparently all black people play bass!
    Suggested by   @saytrumbo
  9. "Are you related to George?"
  10. "Hey George!"