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I'm not fooling anyone, I've made the wrong decision more than these few times. Here is just a Whitman's sampler.
  1. 1.
    When I made a Feta quesadilla
    Terrible decision.
  2. 2.
    When I cut my hair off the summer before 5th grade
    Did I mention I was starting at a new elementary school for 5th grade? A kind soul later told me she didn't know if I was a boy or girl on the first day. As it turns out, it's hard to make new friends when your gender is ambiguous.
  3. 3.
    When I got sunstroke in Mexico
    ...on my honeymoon. So I had to dress like a plantation owners wife for the rest of the trip.
  4. 4.
    When I accidentally ate a beef taco
    Here's a fun story: I accidentally ate a beef taco after not eating beef for 10 years. Did you know the enzyme for digesting red meat operates under a "use it or loose it" philosophy? ☠💩
Alternate Title: everyone else needs to get their shit together
  1. 1.
    When people tape notes on their trashcans to tell everyone not to throw dog poop away in said trashcan.
  2. 2.
    When I can hear you chewing.
  3. 3.
    When the barista doesn't know what a shot in the dark is.
  4. 4.
    The word "sure".
    It's like saying "no" and "yes" at the same time. Pick one!
Drafts for days
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    People who are my spirit animal
    I'm looking at you @mudaba
  2. 2.
    Signs of adulthood
    Like wearing a long sleeved dress on NYE.
  3. 3.
    The increasingly poor decisions of...
    Kalea? Kim Kardashian? My two year old niece?
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    Isosceles
  2. 2.
    Grass Clippingsworth
  3. 3.
    Lebron James
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