Forthcoming List Titles

Drafts for days
  1. 1.
    People who are my spirit animal
    I'm looking at you @mudaba
  2. 2.
    Signs of adulthood
    Like wearing a long sleeved dress on NYE.
  3. 3.
    The increasingly poor decisions of...
    Kalea? Kim Kardashian? My two year old niece?
  4. 4.
    Things I can't do
    Starting with picking up my clothes and running longer than 5 minutes.
  5. 5.
    People at the coffee shop
    I see you Pinterest-ing, girl.
  6. 6.
    Things that bother me but shouldn't
    When my barista doesn't know what a shot in the dark is.
  7. 7.
    Words I have a crush on
    Current list of 1: festooned
  8. 8.
    People who are ass hats
    Name calling TBD.
  9. 9.
    Things only midwives know
    The crazy shit women say in labor.