Forthcoming List Titles
Drafts for days
- 1.People who are my spirit animalI'm looking at you @mudaba
- 2.Signs of adulthoodLike wearing a long sleeved dress on NYE.
- 3.The increasingly poor decisions of...Kalea? Kim Kardashian? My two year old niece?
- 4.Things I can't doStarting with picking up my clothes and running longer than 5 minutes.
- 5.People at the coffee shopI see you Pinterest-ing, girl.
- 6.Things that bother me but shouldn'tWhen my barista doesn't know what a shot in the dark is.
- 7.Words I have a crush onCurrent list of 1: festooned
- 8.People who are ass hatsName calling TBD.
- 9.Things only midwives knowThe crazy shit women say in labor.