Alternate Title: everyone else needs to get their shit together
  1. When people tape notes on their trashcans to tell everyone not to throw dog poop away in said trashcan.
  2. When I can hear you chewing.
  3. When the barista doesn't know what a shot in the dark is.
  4. The word "sure".
    It's like saying "no" and "yes" at the same time. Pick one!