Things That Bother Me but Shouldn't

Alternate Title: everyone else needs to get their shit together
  1. 1.
    When people tape notes on their trashcans to tell everyone not to throw dog poop away in said trashcan.
  2. 2.
    When I can hear you chewing.
  3. 3.
    When the barista doesn't know what a shot in the dark is.
  4. 4.
    The word "sure".
    It's like saying "no" and "yes" at the same time. Pick one!