I'm not fooling anyone, I've made the wrong decision more than these few times. Here is just a Whitman's sampler.
  1. When I made a Feta quesadilla
    Terrible decision.
  2. When I cut my hair off the summer before 5th grade
    Did I mention I was starting at a new elementary school for 5th grade? A kind soul later told me she didn't know if I was a boy or girl on the first day. As it turns out, it's hard to make new friends when your gender is ambiguous.
  3. When I got sunstroke in Mexico
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    ...on my honeymoon. So I had to dress like a plantation owners wife for the rest of the trip.
  4. When I accidentally ate a beef taco
    Here's a fun story: I accidentally ate a beef taco after not eating beef for 10 years. Did you know the enzyme for digesting red meat operates under a "use it or loose it" philosophy? ☠💩