Times I Made the Wrong Decision
I'm not fooling anyone, I've made the wrong decision more than these few times. Here is just a Whitman's sampler.
- •When I made a Feta quesadillaTerrible decision.
- •When I cut my hair off the summer before 5th gradeDid I mention I was starting at a new elementary school for 5th grade? A kind soul later told me she didn't know if I was a boy or girl on the first day. As it turns out, it's hard to make new friends when your gender is ambiguous.
- •When I got sunstroke in Mexico...on my honeymoon. So I had to dress like a plantation owners wife for the rest of the trip.
- •When I accidentally ate a beef tacoHere's a fun story: I accidentally ate a beef taco after not eating beef for 10 years. Did you know the enzyme for digesting red meat operates under a "use it or loose it" philosophy? ☠💩