What to Say When Goldie Hawn's Sloppy Seconds Asks You For Your Number
- •Why doesn't your daughter speak to you?
- •Weren't you married to Shirley?
- •I saw you perform with your brothers at Disneyland when I was in 4th grade
- •I don't typically date men I meet at work
- •Especially men who crash into me and make me spill my entire tray of cocktails
- •Actually, I'm an adjunct professor during the day...I only serve cocktails at night
- •For the last time, I don't give out my number to Goldie Hawn's sloppy seconds