THINGS THAT YOU MIGHT THINK AN ORTHODONTIST DOES

  1. 1.
    Measures bird wings
  2. 2.
    Collects authors
  3. 3.
    Studies dust and/or sand
  4. 4.
    Names dinosaurs
  5. 5.
    Suggests negative alternatives
  6. 6.
    Distributes dry ice
  7. 7.
    Removes old ugly tiling work
  8. 8.
    Cleans the book covers in the library
  9. 9.
    Designs Muppets
  10. 10.
    Kills for pleasure