Funny but True Quotes About Life

  1. "The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off." Gloria Steinem
  2. "When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy.' They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." John Lennon
  3. "The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot." Michael Altshuler
  4. "Many people would sooner die than think. In fact, they do." Bertrand Russell
  5. "We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him." Mark Twain
  6. "You can recognize the people who live for others by the haunted look on the faces of the others." Katharine Whitehorn