REASONS WHY MY CAT IS BETTER THAN EVERYONE I KNOW

Alternate title: REASONS I WISH I WAS CUDDLING WITH MY CAT RIGHT NOW
  1. Doesn't remind me of my responsibilites
    He never says things like "don't you have an essay to write?" Or "when do you work?" Or "how's school?"
  2. He requires very little from me
    I just have to make sure there's food and water in his bowl and his litter is clean. What an angel.
  3. He comes over when I'm loafing to make sure I'm okay
    How does he always know when I'm sad? Idk but he rubs his little head on me and when he's had enough of me petting him he curls in a little ball next to me and loafs with me.
  4. I can tell him anything
    Even when I get sick of him and push him off the bed he never questions my love.
  5. I'm not afraid that he'll leave me
    Our friendship is literally life long we will never ever grow apart.
  6. We can be apart for long amounts of time
    Every time I come back from school it's like I never left. He's always so happy to see me.
  7. He loves me the most
    I'm his favorite and he's mine. I love him so much and I miss him.