REASONS THAT GUY WHISTLES ALL DAY

  1. It's code that some shit is going down
  2. He has severe allergies and every sneeze comes out as a high pitched whistle
  3. Hmm, no that's not it..
  4. When he was a little boy one Christmas morning his parents surprised him with a puppy who he grew to love and care about. They became best friends, went on all types of adventures together, they took care of each other and learned so many things about themselves. But one day his best friend never came home after his afternoon bathroom break..
  5. And this guy has been whistling ever since, hopelessly looking for his furry best friend.
  6. Or it's just his thing.. Right?