Last 5 Photos On My Camera Roll, Captioned

  1. Reminiscing my best friend's birthday.
    We saw Third Eye Blind because, I shit you not, it's her favorite band.
  2. Gaining access to MySpace for old pictures.
    A)There is such a thing as too emo. B)There is such a thing as too much hairspray
  3. I was the "best man" at one of my best friends weddings.
    I wanted to be called the bestest mensch (a la The Office) and we settled on the bestest wench as I am but a girl.
  4. A meme sent to the best friend with the third eye blind fetish.
    She eats cupcakes like chips. She's like 5 lbs. 😁
  5. A picture I sent to "third eye blind best friend" making fun of Nick Jonas on SNL.
    HE IS WEARING A JACKET AND HAS A JACKET AROUND HIS WAIST!