Last 5 Photos On My Camera Roll, Captioned
- •Reminiscing my best friend's birthday.We saw Third Eye Blind because, I shit you not, it's her favorite band.
- •Gaining access to MySpace for old pictures.A)There is such a thing as too emo. B)There is such a thing as too much hairspray
- •I was the "best man" at one of my best friends weddings.I wanted to be called the bestest mensch (a la The Office) and we settled on the bestest wench as I am but a girl.
- •A meme sent to the best friend with the third eye blind fetish.She eats cupcakes like chips. She's like 5 lbs. 😁
- •A picture I sent to "third eye blind best friend" making fun of Nick Jonas on SNL.HE IS WEARING A JACKET AND HAS A JACKET AROUND HIS WAIST!