THINGS I DID INSTEAD OF WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL
I am that 1/3 of Americans who didn't tune in.
- •Find all the good commercials online and watch them without having to wait for the actual break time.
- •Google who was playing and the likely odds of who should win.Just so I can pretend to have watched the game.
- •Watch copious amounts of Netflix.
- •Pretend to do some homework.
- •Clean my room.
- •Do a coconut oil hair mask.
- •Watch YouTube videos of Katy Perry's halftime show. Right after it happened.
- •Write in my daily planner my upcoming activities.
- •Watch snapchats of friends at Super Bowl watch parties.
- •Avoid all sport-fanatic friends so I don't get killed.
- •Buy a new bike.It's a PUBLIC bike and she's a beauty.
- •And finally, Google who won the Super Bowl.