THOUGHTS DURING MY FIRST HOCKEY GAME
I'm from Arkansas, so sue me.
- •It's cold in here.I mean I know there's ice but I didn't expect the whole arena to be cold. It is Dallas after all.
- •Are hockey players hot?
- •Hockey players are kind of hot.
- •That goal is so small!
- •These referees are pretty spry.
- •I love how they skate by and hop in and out of their little box things.
- •Hockey is violent...
- •My Canadian grandfather is going to be so proud.
- •My friend just told me there are four halves. We're off to a good start.
- •Dayum, that's a beard
- •Aw, he tripped!
- •They need to make the puck neonThis one is curtesy of @justinemcgregor
- •Every player is Canadian. All the Dallas players are Canadian.
- •I'm half Canadian.Eh true story.