WHAT I DO WHEN I'M LEFT ALONE FOR A FEW DAYS
Why I'm not single
- •Eat microwave soupAnd manage to burn it
- •Forget to stop workingTonight I have replaced work with making lists
- •Sing really loudlyAnd admire just how great I am
- •Search for recipes that I will NEVER makeAnd that's probably for the best
- •Drink aloneI can't decide whether this is acceptable. I'm going with yes.
- •Don't shaveThis does not need qualifying in anyway
- •Say personal things on a social network'Don't shave' or 'take my pants off'
- •Take my pants offComfort over style