THINGS YOUR SUBURBAN, WORKING MOTHER SAYS

  1. I know you're very bright, but you live in a bubble.
  2. The rest of the country does not think like you.
  3. We don't all read The New York Times
  4. Hope you are having a marvelous Monday !
  5. Hope you are having a terrific Tuesday!
  6. I like this "hump day" bitmoji more than the other one
  7. Would love to see some pics!
  8. Let me check on the coupon situation