Why I currently have insomnia at 5am
- 1.This app is distracting the hell out of me because it is that distracting.
- 2.There is a giant pterodactyl size mosquito buzzing around my room and every 15 min. or so it's right next to my ear freaking me the fuck out.
- 3.My tiny travel clock ticks like its the size of a massive grandfather clock.
- 4.I really have to pee, but I absolutely hate getting up out of my warm cozy bed and freezing my butt off.
- 5.I'm really thirsty, but if I drink more water right now I'm going to have to pee even more 😲
- 6.There are waaaaay too many hilarious animal memes on Facebook right now that I simply cannot ignore.
- 7.My blankets and pillows are bugging the shit out of me for absolutely no reason at all.
- 8.I'm hangry, but because of reason number 5 I refuse to leave my bed.