Why I currently have insomnia at 5am

  1. 1.
    This app is distracting the hell out of me because it is that distracting.
  2. 2.
    There is a giant pterodactyl size mosquito buzzing around my room and every 15 min. or so it's right next to my ear freaking me the fuck out.
  3. 3.
    My tiny travel clock ticks like its the size of a massive grandfather clock.
  4. 4.
    I really have to pee, but I absolutely hate getting up out of my warm cozy bed and freezing my butt off.
  5. 5.
    I'm really thirsty, but if I drink more water right now I'm going to have to pee even more 😲
  6. 6.
    There are waaaaay too many hilarious animal memes on Facebook right now that I simply cannot ignore.
  7. 7.
    My blankets and pillows are bugging the shit out of me for absolutely no reason at all.
  8. 8.
    I'm hangry, but because of reason number 5 I refuse to leave my bed.