QUESTIONS THAT EVERY AUTHOR FACES

Penning my maiden novel and a part of an anthology - so being a writer, I face too many awkward questions, here comes the list
  1. Is that your real story?
    Errrr errrr errr, why would I? I own a nice brain capable of thinking unlike yours
  2. You make a lot of money right?
    Then who will pay the publishers?
  3. Can I get a free copy?
    Why can't you pay some 200 INR for a book that took a year to write? It doesn't burn your wallet for sure
  4. When is the launch and whats the dinner?
    Well, No am not going to reply for this!