Haikus #1

I write haikus when I'm bored.
  1. I like to eat pie. No I do not I hate pie. Sorry for lying.
    Gotta work on my honesty tbh
  2. Driving can be fun. In the right situations. Like driving friends away.
    Just bathing in that sadness
  3. People tell me stuff. I listen and then forget. Someone told me that.
    Sorry, what's your name again?
  4. Pre gaming with buds. E-cig danglin round my neck. Sad but killin it.
    It's called a hoverboard, fucker.