"Do-Re-Mi" Revamped For A Modern Audience

If you really try to make it fit, it works.
  1. Doe: A victim. A nameless victim.
  2. Ray: The dad from Rocket Power.
    And some guy who "everybody loves."
  3. Me: The focus of our consumer culture.
  4. Far: A place that means putting on pants!
  5. Sew: Something we've outsourced and it's very sad to think about.
  6. Law: The bounds you can escape if you're very rich and/or white!
  7. Tea: Mostly associated with the bookish, hipsters, and Brits.
  8. But I love tea paired with baked goods made of dough.