Because it's Monday and the UGH is strong.
- 5.My BirthdayWorst possible birthday placement. When it's a birthday Monday, winter has come.
- 4.Case of the MondaysFun when Garfield is all about it, annoying if other people ask you if you've contracted it. Least favorite fake ailment, I'll take cooties any day.
- 3.Cyber MondayGreat in theory, because Black Friday is basically The Walking Dead, but I can't buy clothes without trying them on. So this is pretty pointless for me, but good for society?
- 2.Manic MondayI do love The Bangles. Though I never wish it was Sunday. Friday would be the optimal wish-for day.
- 1.ChristmasSometimes occurs on a Monday. Best of all possible Mondays.