Mondays Ranked

Because it's Monday and the UGH is strong.
  1. 5.
    My Birthday
    Worst possible birthday placement. When it's a birthday Monday, winter has come.
  2. 4.
    Case of the Mondays
    Fun when Garfield is all about it, annoying if other people ask you if you've contracted it. Least favorite fake ailment, I'll take cooties any day.
  3. 3.
    Cyber Monday
    Great in theory, because Black Friday is basically The Walking Dead, but I can't buy clothes without trying them on. So this is pretty pointless for me, but good for society?
  4. 2.
    Manic Monday
    I do love The Bangles. Though I never wish it was Sunday. Friday would be the optimal wish-for day.
  5. 1.
    Christmas
    Sometimes occurs on a Monday. Best of all possible Mondays.