Most Interesting Places I've Found My Corkscrew

Oh the cumulative hours I've spent searching for that little rascal.
  1. 4.
    Anywhere in the kitchen
    Lame, but often.
  2. 3.
    My purse
    Normally a few days after attending a house party where I brought wine and was not about to have to open it using Google hacks if the party-throwers were screw-lacking.
  3. 2.
    My backpack
    Not really sure how that happened, but it was during college so that aspect of it makes sense.
  4. 1.
    My underwear drawer
    100% true. I looked for this thing for weeks, WEEKS, and then one day, after ordering a new one, I groped for a sports bra and instead felt hard plastic and metal. No idea how or why, but there it was. Drunk Kayla of the past is an enigma.