Worst Things To Say On A First Date
Working out some fears here.
- •I can't wait for you to meet my mom!
- •Do you want children?
- •How much do you make, annually?
- •We should adopt!
- •What's your foot size?
- •Least favorite movie? Definitely Mean Girls.
- •Have you ever considered corseting?
- •I love you.
- •Oh, you almost looked cute there for a second!
- •I know.Following every statement about your own life. Every. Single. One.
- •Spiders are my passion. I have seven aquariums of them back in my room, wanna see?
- •Beyoncé is ok, I just think she looks like a man.
- •You eat like a starving animal.
- •Wow, I've never seen anyone eat that slow.
- •Which Axis dictator would you be? I'd be Hitler, cause of my artistic side.
- •Credit cards are amazing! I've got 10. Gotta keep up that Yeezy lifestyle till I'm making that Yeezy money, amiright?
- •I've never gotten through a musical without falling asleep.
- •Guess it's time for you to make peace with your god. Or whatever.