Worst Things To Say On A First Date

Working out some fears here.
  1. I can't wait for you to meet my mom!
  2. Do you want children?
  3. How much do you make, annually?
  4. We should adopt!
  5. What's your foot size?
  6. Least favorite movie? Definitely Mean Girls.
  7. Have you ever considered corseting?
  8. I love you.
  9. Oh, you almost looked cute there for a second!
  10. I know.
    Following every statement about your own life. Every. Single. One.
  11. Spiders are my passion. I have seven aquariums of them back in my room, wanna see?
  12. Beyoncé is ok, I just think she looks like a man.
  13. You eat like a starving animal.
  14. Wow, I've never seen anyone eat that slow.
  15. Which Axis dictator would you be? I'd be Hitler, cause of my artistic side.
  16. Credit cards are amazing! I've got 10. Gotta keep up that Yeezy lifestyle till I'm making that Yeezy money, amiright?
  17. I've never gotten through a musical without falling asleep.
  18. Guess it's time for you to make peace with your god. Or whatever.