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A helpful guide to potentially save you many wasted hours.
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    Mrs. Doubtfire
    Unnecessarily long and generally unfunny. This one trick pony drones on and on without mustering much more than a bemused chuckle. Don't let the hype fool you this movie sucks and is a painful slog that should be avoided at all costs.
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    Just when you thought Titanic was James Cameron's biggest shit bomb here comes this predictable and laughably stupid insult to the sci-fi genre. What makes it even more painful, besides being able to see every plot point coming at least 30 minutes in advance. Is knowing how much more potential and skill Cameron has. Or at least had in the past.
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    Pixar is generally pretty solid and I'm fairly sure that's the reason this boring and pointless movie was so popular. It's not bad enough Up tries way too hard for emotional punch that it just leaves you saying "yup saw that coming" but add to that it's almost total lack of quality jokes. Of course "SQUIRREL" was clever, but let's face it they blew that load in the preview.
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